Don't be so surprised - I always knew I needed help. (And professional help at that.)
LDS.org - Ensign Article - The Library of the Lord - Boyd K. Packer in a May 1990 Ensign article. (LDS church monthly publication that includes messages of various topics from modern-day prophets and apostles among others.)
Data is a little outdated =P, but a MEGA worthwhile. This changed my whole outlook on what my library should look like. What a joy and privilege to study the word of God!
Since the time of this article in 1990 many additional translations have been completed of the Book of Mormon, audio and visual resources have been made available through the church's website (which has been running for about 5 years now), and additional sites have been launched, such as mormon.org, familysearch.org, providentliving.org and mormonchannel.org, which is also a youtube channel, containing short instructional and inspirational videos called "Mormon Messages".
Currently 90 languages are represented from the lds.org website with content ranging from audio files to printable conference addresses and scriptures in those languages. As of June 2010, the Book of Mormon had been published in 107 languages.
Don't have time to keep going, but wow. What a sense of gratitude I feel right now.